Not all dates have to be serious and loaded with romance. On certain dates when both of you are in the mood of being spontaneous and playing around, why not take the leap of spicing up things by throwing some fun-filled bad pick up lines and seeing them stunned.
Bad pick up lines should not be used on your very first meet-ups. Maybe after two or three dates when you have managed to impress your partner using cute, romantic, and cheesy lines, you can take things to the next level using these bad pick up lines combined with some dirty, dark, corny and flirty lines to amp up your game and see your partner drool over you.
People think, bad pick up lines gross someone out and should not be used. But many people want some sassiness in their lives. Whatever the situation is, just remember that you be yourself, have fun and go with the flow. After all finding the right connection is all about being bad with the right person.
List of Bad Pickup Lines
- Addicted to yes; allergic to no. What do you say?
- I am from out of town. Can you please give me directions to your place?
- I am thirsty, and guess whose body is 75% water?
- Do you like plums? How about a date?
- You do not need a shrine to capture my spirit orb
- I am sheikah sensing some attraction between us.
- Can you pass me an inhaler? Because you just took my breath away.
- Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?
- I am glad I remembered to bring my library card. Cause I am totally checking you out.
- I’ve lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?
- I had like to take you to the movies, but they do not let you bring in your own snacks.
- You must be a campfire. Because you are super hot and I want more.
- Wait a second. I need to breathe. Being with you takes my breath away.
- Hey, please keep your distance. I might fall for you any time.
- You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
- Sorry, but you owe me a drink because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
- Baby, if we came to some agreement you had be the fine print.
- If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
- Can I read your T-shirt in Braille?
- Just checked my battery life, it’s at 69%.
- Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
- The only STD I have is sexually transmitted desire…for you.
- Do you drink milk? It sure did your body good.
- You’re like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
- Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
- You look great and all, but do you know what really looks good on you? Me.
- What’s your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!
- Hey, I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
- I feel like a Toyota because I couldn’t stop myself from accelerating over to you.
- You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
- If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
- Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
- Charmanders are red, mudkips are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.
- You’re gonna need a bag of limes.
- Are you the periodic table? Because U and I are pretty distant.