50+ Clever Pickup Lines To Break Ice & Win The Heart

So you have got your eyes on your love interest and you want to start a conversation. And suddenly you are full of questions, like, How? What am I going to say? What if it backfires? Too many questions and the answer is, “Just be clever about it”. Which leads to yet another question, What exactly is meant by being clever? Don’t you worry, we have got your back! We will show you some of the most Clever Pickup Lines, that will help you decode the path to your final destination. 

So first things first, there is no such pick up line that works for all occasions. Start off with some cute or funny pick up lines first. If that goes well, come up with some really clever pick up lines. Even the most stupid pick up lines can work wonders with correct timing. You can easily add some intellectual bits by mixing some nerdy pick up lines. So if you are taking the risk, take a calculated one. Go ahead, think, observe, and conquer!

List of Best Clever Pickup Lines

  1. Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
  2. What’s wrong? You’re looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some Vitamin me.
  3. If a kiss was a snowflake, I would send you a snowstorm.
  4. Hey, you owe me a drink. I dropped mine when you walked past.
  5. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
  6. Do you mind if we take a picture together? I just want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.
  7. You are the reason women fall in love.
  8. Are you a drummer, because you seem to know the beat of my heart.
  9. I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away!
  10. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’
  11. I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you.
  12. You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
  13. If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
  14. I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.
  15. I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?
  16. I’ve heard kissing is the ‘language of love.’ Would you care to have a conversation with me about it sometime?
  17. Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
  18. I can’t tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world.
  19. There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to take back to my place and mount.
  20. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
  21. How about you come live in my heart and pay no rent?
  22. Do you have a twin? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
  23. You are absolutely, astoundingly gorgeous, and that’s the least interesting thing about you.
  24. Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?
  25. I think you’re the next beautiful contestant in the game of love.
  26. Damn, I just lost my phone number. Is it okay to have yours, instead?
  27. Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here.
  28. May I borrow your phone? I need to call my mom. She told me to call her once I
  29. Girl, if you were words on a page, you’d be FINE Print.
  30. If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest girls in the world, you would have a dollar.
  31. Anyone can sit here and buy you drinks. I want to buy you dinner!
  32. I’m not a big fan of your last name but don’t worry, I can change that.
  33. If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
  34. You must be in the wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is over there.
  35. I think there’s something wrong with my eyes…I can’t take them off of you.
  36. You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!
  37. You’d better direct that beauty somewhere else or you’ll set the carpet on fire.
  38. I have a pen, you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities.
  39. If I were a stop light I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
  40. I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
  41. Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.
  42. I definitely know you from somewhere… I wouldn’t have forgotten you.
  43. Looking at you takes my breath away.
  44. Look, I’m just trying to drink here, but you’re very distracting.
  45. I’m not a professional photographer but I can easily picture us together.
  46. If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.
  47. Hi, do you have a few minutes for me to hit on you?
  48. You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.
  49. Do you know the difference between you and the new iPhone? The new iPhone costs $700 and you’re priceless.
  50. If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
  51. You know, if God made every woman as lovely as you, men wouldn’t appreciate beauty as much.
  52. Don’t you just hate it when people try to use pick up lines on you?
  53. When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use?
  54. Like a broken pencil, life without you is pointless.
  55. God almost didn’t make you. He was afraid the angels would get jealous.
  56. I was so enchanted by you that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
  57. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
  58. Your eyes are like IKEA…I get lost in them.
  59. I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but…I’m The Batman.
  60. I don’t know your name but I’m sure it is as beautiful as you are.
  61. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
  62. You thought you don’t have a chance with me? You’re completely wrong.
  63. Don’t tell me if you want me to take you out to dinner. Just smile for yes, or do a backflip for no.
  64. For a moment I thought I’d died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
  65. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
  66. There’s something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
  67. Wanna eat cookie dough together some time?
  68. I’m going for a walk. Would you hold this? (Then hold out your hand.)
  69. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

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Isabel Goldsmith
I am a working professional with a knack of writing and spreading knowledge about various aspects of human interactions and relationships. I am a Content Writer and my core interest lies in the genre of romance.


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