40+ Best Offensive Pick Up Lines That Are Really Mean

Being direct and in your face, is very underrated. People find it easy back-biting each other. But to be painfully honest and straight about people on their faces, now that really takes something. In addition to that, using some of the most Offensive pick up lines and use them effectively! Now that is an art.

Now don’t get all worked up and drown in your own sweat. Not every situation calls for some really offensive pick-up lines. Most of the time you can get away with some funny and cheesy pickup lines.

But sometimes people do get fed up with a lot of stupid and romantic pickup lines. In that case, using these offensive ones can set the tone for some dark and dirty pick up lines to make them fall for you, like literally. So don’t hesitate to use these really offensive pick up lines when you get the chance. Go get ’em tiger/tigress!

Best Offensive Pick Up Lines

  1. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause obviously you landed on your face.
  2. I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.
  3. I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I am the only one talking to you.
  4. You smell like trash, may I take you out?
  5. You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
  6. Let us face it. I am hot, you are hot and we both know you got a crush on me.
  7. If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you are buying me drinks until you do.
  8. You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
  9. You look a lot like my next victim.
  10. Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] It is okay, the other two pigs said no too!
  11. If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I’d consider sleeping with you.
  12. You look fabulous! for your age.
  13. Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.
  14. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.
  15. Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
  16. Honestly, I am into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
  17. Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
  18. I dreamt about you. You died.
  19. Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
  20. I would ask you if you are tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don’t do any running.

Offensive but funny pick up lines

  1. Are you a human? Just making sure.
  2. Hey, how much?
  3. Are you the future? Because you’re looking hopeless and bleak.
  4. For a fatty, you don’t seem to sweat much.
  5. They all say I am a pussy. But then again, we are what we eat.
  6. Are you a motorcycle? Because I had like to ride you all day, and then sell you for a newer model.
  7. Are you free tonight, or are you going to cost me?
  8. Did you just fart? Because you blew me away!
  9. My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who are not conventionally attractive.
  10. Are you a mosquito? Because you’re so annoying!
  11. You remind me of my brother/sister.
  12. How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
  13. Are you a fire alarm? Because you are really loud and annoying!
  14. Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
  15. You’re the thot that counts!
  16. Are you a snack? Because everyone eats you for fun.
  17. Are you poop? Because even when you’re far away, I can smell you.
  18. Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
  19. Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
  20. Hey, you dropped something. My standards.

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Isabel Goldsmith
I am a working professional with a knack of writing and spreading knowledge about various aspects of human interactions and relationships. I am a Content Writer and my core interest lies in the genre of romance.


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